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Title: Smoke and Mirrors [Part Six]
Pairing: Akon x Grimmjow
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Swearing, some angst
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
A/N: Back to Akon's POV :D This chapter took me about three weeks to finish. At first I thought I had writer's block (and perhaps I did) but then I realized that what I originally wrote just wasn't right. Maybe my gut was trying to tell me that, and that's why I couldn't bring myself to edit/post? Either way I ended up changing the whole thing, and then it only took me a total of two and a half days to complete this chapter. Yay for sudden inspiration ^_^
Oh, and thanks to chibicoffee for giving this a read through! And many hugs and kisses to goldensprite for keeping me motivated!! I LOVE YOU, BABY ♥
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Jan. 25th, 2010 01:21 amOh fuck me. The latest chapter of my shitty Grimm x Akon story refuses to cooperate. I don't know why I still write it, honestly. It's not like anyone even keeps up with it, with the exception of two or three people. I think I'd abandon it if it wasn't for the fact that I promised myself that I finished it. Simply because I've never had the chance to finish a story I've started.
Ah shit, I think I'm just in a bad mood. A bad mood that's lasted for about two weeks now, haha. I've been down on Smoke and Mirrors and that's why it's taking me so long to update. Usually it'd take me about four to five days between each chapter, but this time around it's taking me over a week. I think I'm reaching two weeks at this point...
Anyway, shit story is shit. But shit story is something I'll finish no matter how much I hate it.
Onto other news. A family member got water on my ipod and fried it. Somehow their water bottle leaked... and why their water bottle was in the same place as my ipod, I don't know. But the good thing is that they bought me a new ipod that is 8GB when my last one was 4GB. YAY I get more songs. So I guess that is a plus?
I also saw the Book of Eli yesterday. It was...lacking, to be honest. I'd give a more detailed review but it's late and I'm kind of brain dead. All that needs to be said is this. It was tolerable because I love any post-apocalyptic movie, but the plot needed some serious work.
I have a new yaoi pairing I can't stop thinking about... Grimmjow x Mugen. Only problem is, I haven't decided whether or not I should actually venture there, or if I should just stick to secretly fantasizing about it in my head. I went into excessive detail talking about my thoughts on it, and it's all within the cut below ♥
Finally, chapter from hell
Jan. 5th, 2010 02:54 amTitle: Smoke and Mirrors [Part Five]
Pairing: Akon x Grimmjow
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Swearing, some angst
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
A/N: The first chapter for this story written from Grimmjow's POV. In fact, this is my first time ever writing from Grimmjow's POV! I'm doing this chapter for those of you who were interested in hearing his thoughts ;D
Editing Kills
Dec. 28th, 2009 07:20 pmTitle: Smoke and Mirrors [Part Four]
Pairing: Akon x Grimmjow
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Swearing
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
A/N: Bitchy editing is bitchy. I kept getting distracted watching omakes...and then I just got tired of reading over the same thing six times. So, I don't care if there's typos and bad sentence structure, I'm posting it anyway.
I Should Be in Bed
Dec. 23rd, 2009 03:57 amTitle: Smoke and Mirrors [Part Three]
Pairing: Akon x Grimmjow
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Swearing
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
A/N: Honestly I was trying to avoid writing Mayuri in this fic. I think his personality is hard to grasp. But what can you do? EDIT: I'm cleaning the story up a little, and changing a few things to fit what's happening in the manga. So Yamamoto died in the war, and now Unohana, Ukitake, and Shunsui are in control of SS.
Oh kitty cat
Dec. 19th, 2009 02:25 amTitle: Smoke and Mirrors [Part Two]
Pairing: Akon x Grimmjow
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Swearing
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
A/N: My experimental one-shot with Akon and Grimm decided to turn itself into a multi-chapter fic. I'm really starting to fall for this pairing hard. Hopefully other people fall too :D
Science Meets Feline Curiosity
Dec. 14th, 2009 06:23 pmPairing: Akon x Grimmjow
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Swearing
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
A/N: Special thanks to
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figaro_figaro for being kind enough to read this (and suggest a few things) before I posted!Back with more icons. Wow, that was fast. My next batch will probably take longer, as manga coloring is hard/tedious business and I need a break XD I hope all of you enjoy ♥
[17] Bleach 
Ok folks. Since I don't contribute much to fanfiction these days, I thought I'd try my hand at making icons. It's my first time posting any icons so I'm kinda nervous. I've been experimenting with style so there's different lighting effects and weird colors :D
[20] Bleach
I Did It, Fuck Yes.
Oct. 30th, 2009 12:16 amTitle: The Wretched
Pairings/Characters: Kazeshini/Shirosaki and Wabisuke/Shirosaki
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Foul language, m/m, non-con (sort of..?), what could be considered...bondage?
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
A/N: So, I wondered what it'd be like if two crazies like Kazeshini and Shirosaki hooked up. Then I saw Wabisuke in the last episode and my brain went wild. I ended up torturing Shirosaki more than I originally intended, but to me it's all good ;D
( I come along but I don't know where you're taking me, I shouldn't go but you're reaching, dragging, shaking me )
Music Meme for this New Age Monkey
Feb. 28th, 2008 02:33 pmAwww tangerine_haze tagged me. You're too good to me hun, keeping me all involved with LJ and what not. Hugs for you lovey ^^ I couldn't really decide off the top of my head which songs I adore these days, so I just went to my top 25 list in iTunes.
1). In this Twilight by Nine Inch Nails. Greatest song in EXISTENCE.
2). Naughty H by Faderhead. Oh fucking yea.
3). You Walk Away by Filter. There's this one part at the end that is sooo trippy. Just picture strobe lights, and then picture how they would sound. One word: AMAZING.
4). Sunspots by Nine Inch Nails.
5). Shadowplay by the Killers.
6). It by Prince.
7). I'm a Kitty Cat [And I Dance, Dance Dance] by Mr. Cat. (don't ask, lol).
Oh gaw it's over already... I had about ten other songs I wanted to do. I could put almost every song NIN or Filter has ever done on this list. I ♥ those two bands.
I stole this from day_eight because it's 2:47 in the morning and I'm bored as hell watching Blood +. And hey, even if I can no longer write/read fan fiction, I can at least do these pointless meme things.
1. List some things you want to say to 20 different people but you know you never will.
2. Don't say who they are.
3. Feel free to comment, but don't confirm or answer anything.
My "Farewell" So To Speak
Feb. 6th, 2008 07:16 pm*clears throat* Well now, I’ve got a lot to say in this entry. It’s my last entry, hence the “farewell” title. A few days ago my mom inevitably stumbled across some smut I was reading. Lol let’s just say she didn’t like her seventeen year old daughter reading that… Long story short she’s put an end to any writing and/or reading of the man porn!! Weird thing is, I’m not as beaten up as perhaps I should be. My mom and I have a pretty good relationship and I respect her undeniably. Also, we go by the rule that as long as I’m living in her house without paying I do what she says. *shrugs* That being said, that’s why I’m so willing to just let all of this go. There’s no denying that I’m disappointed about not being able to finish my stories, especially My King of Night. That one was my baby, and I’m certain that one day I’ll return to finish it ; ] Especially because Stark seemed so enthusiastic about it, and I never even got to the love-making scene for Kaku and Yumi. Trust me, the guy won’t rest until he smuts Yumi up.
Another reason why I’m not terribly torn. After a few days of not looking at LJ at all, I realized how it had taken over half my life. It was ridiculous really, and it also stunted my own creativity. The moment I stopped looking at fan fiction my original muses started speaking to me again. The boys and girls feel so neglected ;_; The reason I started writing fan fiction at all was because of a writer’s block I hit concerning my own in-the-works-novel. I think though that I would have kept putting it off had I continued with the fan fiction. Now I feel…free, free to focus on my original ideas and nothing else. I have about six babies sitting in my head right now, that need care and love to grow. I say that it’s time to move on to bigger and better things, wouldn’t you agree? I don’t mean to offend any other writers out there, but I’m not going to settle for writing fan fiction when I’m in my thirties. Even if I finish my novel and it never gets published, I’ll at least feel accomplished having tried and finished.
I’m going to leave my journal page up, just in case any of you would like to reread (why you’d be so inclined, I’m not sure). And of course like I said, one day I’ll come back to finish My King of Night. I might even write a little smut every now and then to get it out of my system. I have gay, lesbian, and straight relationships in my original novel, but nothing graphic. Le gasp I know, but I want to keep it clean so I have a wider audience *nods*
Oh and another thing. I’m so sorry to those of you who gave me prompts. Six of you if I remember right? Had I know that this would happen, I would have never volunteered my writing to all of you >_< Maybe I’ll do those too when I return, yea?
But oh I’m going to miss some of the stories that I read religiously. Stark’s Pieces I think I’ll miss the most, and of course anything from Chibi or Barukode. And I can’t forget the Renji x Nova that 2metal brought us *pouts* The day I come back, I’ll have to catch up like crazy.
Anyway this concludes my farewell entry. I must say that I love all of you, and I thank you all for you fantastic comments on my stories and your unflinching support. You people really made my stay at LJ worthwhile ; ]
*hugs, kisses, and love*
See you fellow pervs around!
RenIshi Fic
Jan. 24th, 2008 06:00 pmSweet, I kept this down to a page and a half like I wanted. And first person - present tense...scary...
Title: The First Time
Pairing: Renji x Ishida
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Mild language, m/m porn (all of which are blessings, mind you)
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
Summary: The war has ended, and Abarai Renji and Ishida Uryuu are back in the Living World. What have they found to do now that they aren’t killing Arrancar? You can guess.
Note: In no way does this one shot have any correlation to “Surpass Me." That would just be weird and bipolar.
It Tastes Like Pennies and Depression
Jan. 24th, 2008 01:39 pmJust when I was starting to think that High School provided me with nothing but boredom and suicidal contemplations. I was sitting in my Oceanography class today when the kid across from me said this:
Nick: Dude I was talkin’ to this guy at work who was eatin’ out this chick’s butt hole and he got shit on his tongue. He said it tasted like pennies.
…
Bahaha, I was thinking to myself, Did I really just fucking hear what I think I heard? I didn’t know whether to be truly disgusted or just amused. I think I chose the latter because I cracked up laughing. I’m telling you though, I’ll never be able to read another yaoi involving rimming without thinking of this. Not that I ever did before… I mean dude, SHIT comes out of that. Lol oh god…I mean I guess piss comes out of a cock, but, we’re talking SHIT. Shit’s a little more intense than piss. People drink piss when they’re stranded and dying.
Am I a prude?
About twenty minutes went by before this conversation happened:
Natasia: Heath Ledger’s dead.
Nick: Yea…
Chris: It was depression from Brokeback.
*long pause, and then laughter*
Natasia: No, Heath was the one giving. *thrusting motions*
*another pause followed by laughter*
Chris: Yea, Gyllenhaal doesn’t seem like a reciever. More like a...catcher.
Holy hell I haven’t laughed that hard in weeks, months even. It seriously made my day, despite the fact that Heath Ledger really is dead. I’m not ashamed to say I cried for about twenty minutes when I heard it from Chibi. It wasn’t that I liked the guy for his looks, because frankly, he wasn’t that attractive. I liked him because he was a genius. Of all the movies I’ve seen with him, I’ve adored every role. And what kind of gonads does a guy have to have in modern day Hollywood to play a flaming homo in some cowboy movie? Gonads that hang to your knees, that’s what kind. From what I’ve seen of the new Batman movie, Heath’s rendition of the Joker is played beautifully. I suggest all of you go to see it, even if you aren’t a Batman fan or a Heath Ledger fan.
This post was completely random and irrelevant to Bleach, but I thought I’d share anyway :)
Threesome Ensues
Jan. 21st, 2008 09:01 pmTitle: Orange and Black [Rub Me to Sleep]
Pairing: Renji x Ichigo x Shuuhei
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild to strong language, sexual innuendos, and yaoi [but like those are warnings, more like BLESSINGS]
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
Summary: Renji tries a new method to help Ichigo get some sleep. Meanwhile, Shuuhei is gorging himself on post-sex food.
Thanks to chibicoffee for reading this over. She seemed to think it was decent enough, so I'm posting it...
Tiny Ficlet
Jan. 19th, 2008 08:24 pmHere’s a little random something I’ve made for your viewing pleasure. It’s shorter than what I usually write, and really has no significant plot. Anyway, I dedicate it to Antha, because she’s to blame for my sudden fascination with this pairing. Love you girl ♥
Title: Speak in Sake
Pairing: Ikkaku x Kira
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild to strong language, alcohol consumption, and m/m happenings
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of California, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
Summary: Ikkaku gets trashed, and unfortunately (or fortunately?) Kira is witness to a confession set loose by too many booze.
My Boner of Love is Limp with Hate
Jan. 16th, 2008 11:28 pmSo I'm pissed at the world. I hate everyone and everything. Well not everything. I still love food and Nine Inch Nails and great fan fics. I still love my mom and my guinea pig Tiger. What I don't love is people talking behind my back, and people deciding they don't like me when they don't know me. And also people who stop talking to me completely and still think they deserve to be my friend. That covers about half of the people at LJ. Let's just say that at this moment, I hate half of LJ. Yea that sums it up pretty nicely. Luckily for most of you I don't own a gun, otherwise fandom would be losing some of its happy writers. Ok that was drastic, like I know where any of you live and like I'd even waste my time. And right now my computers being as big of a bitch as me, which is pretty fucking big. I also had a lovely talk with my mom earlier about gay porn and how she finds the missionary position between men highly disturbing. I thought this was hilarious and had to explain to her how I thought it was quite the opposite. "It gets me hot mom, oh yea." Well I didn't say that exactly but it was pretty much to that affect. I think she's getting better knowing that I write gay porn. Yay for me! That was one of the highlights of my day. That and a really nice comment I got on one of my stories... Seriously, I'm not being sarcastic about any of this. Oh but, I still hate half of LJ.
Chibi, get to work on those stories.
Oh and this doesn't apply to anyone on my friends list... That would just be awkward.
